Astra

c/offtopic

Memes, banter, Mercury retrograde jokes

2.8k
c/offtopic·by @damp_basement·4m6
Meme

tell me you're a virgo without telling me you're a virgo

i'll start. i alphabetized my spice rack at 1am.

487 comments
6.2k
c/offtopic·by @brightember·18m18
Meme

When Mercury goes retrograde for the 4th time this year:

tfw your group chat goes nuclear and your wifi dies on the same day. attaching dramatic gif.

412 comments
1.4k
c/offtopic·by @almostfamous99·18m2
Banter

is anyone elses dating app like a horror movie rn

matched with a guy. his bio said "INFJ-T, 8w7, gemini sun cap moon". sir.

211 comments
1.1k
c/offtopic·by @smallchange·2h
Banter

my horoscope said "prepare for change" and then my battery died

they really meant it

87 comments